A state trooper pulls a Blonde in a sports car over for spee

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Q: What's the difference between a Blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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A state trooper pulls a Blonde in a sports car over for speeding. While he is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license is. "You know, that little card in your wallet that has that picture of you on it ?" he has come to the decision that she is a pretty hot babe. Finally, after she gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank Blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper with you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." Excited "Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is tearing through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his 'member' out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalyzer test!"